CONROE, Texas — Paramedics who arrived to assist a taxi driver with a drunken man got more than they bargained for when the man spit on them.
According to Your Houston News, a taxi driver called responders after John Allen Hamilton called him a “pretty lady” and started to masturbate inside of the cab.
When told to get out of the cab, Hamilton complied but nearly fell over because his balance was so bad.
Officers noted that Hamilton’s eyes were swollen as though from a punch, but when paramedics tried to treat him, he became aggressive and spat on one of the paramedics.
Hamilton was arrested for indecent exposure and harassment of a public servant.