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Top 10 best slogans for ambulances

Our Facebook fans got creative in coming up with messages for the back of their vehicles

By EMS1 Staff

This photo we came across while surfing the Web brought a smile to our face, so we had to share on our Facebook page.

We asked our fans to tell us what slogan they'd like to see on the back of their ambulance.

Here's some of the best selections — be sure to add your own ideas to the member comments section.

Photo imgur

 "Nobody calls us cause they did something smart!" — Tim Stedge

 "Business is good" — Chris Gill

 "You call, we job too big or small" — Billy Davidson

 "We are not equipped to treat stupidity" — Ben Dormer

 "Keep back 200 ft. or Eat My Bumper!" — Annette Brennan Witoshynsky

 "No appointment necessary" — Dustin Millis

  "This ambulance saves 20 taxis every day" — Brian Wall

 "If you're back here being gross then I am dropping you off wherever I feel like" — Kuklinski TheAwkwardartist

 "Don't call us. We'll call you" — John Vo

 "Not. A. Taxi" — Jackie Garner

The comments below are member-generated and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of or its staff. If you cannot see comments, try disabling privacy and ad blocking plugins in your browser. All comments must comply with our Member Commenting Policy.
Sundstrom Aggie Marie Sundstrom Aggie Marie Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:12:51 PM ok do drugs not thugs.
Robert Parrington Robert Parrington Wednesday, February 13, 2013 2:31:12 PM Great list
Victor A. Mas Victor A. Mas Wednesday, February 13, 2013 3:13:51 PM Last call for your haul!
Pamela Frazier Whitman Pamela Frazier Whitman Wednesday, February 13, 2013 4:17:05 PM Fighting Natural Selection...Support EMS, Run with Sissors.....Racing the Reaper,.....Cardiac care, We May Shock You.....You fall, we haul....Some of our best Patients are tailgaters.....The louder you scream the faster we drive.
Katy Stricker Katy Stricker Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:52:01 PM See no evil, treat no evil
Martin Huntley Martin Huntley Thursday, February 14, 2013 3:50:46 PM People are dieing to get in here.
Dawn Downey-Beimler Dawn Downey-Beimler Friday, February 15, 2013 2:45:01 PM Stupid SHOULD Hurt!
Mike Gtz Mike Gtz Friday, February 15, 2013 4:34:32 PM go paramedics.
Gary Huntress Gary Huntress Saturday, February 16, 2013 11:01:22 AM Lets not meet by accident.
Christine Scarlotta Jones Christine Scarlotta Jones Saturday, February 16, 2013 5:44:28 PM You call we haul
Christine Scarlotta Jones Christine Scarlotta Jones Saturday, February 16, 2013 5:45:20 PM ABC.....ambulate before carry
Douglas Combs Douglas Combs Saturday, February 16, 2013 11:16:07 PM we offer same day service.
Tori L. Wille Tori L. Wille Monday, February 18, 2013 11:38:06 AM I like yours better!
Warren Leroy Biggs Jr Warren Leroy Biggs Jr Tuesday, February 19, 2013 5:10:22 AM Driving one day I saw this licence plate(i know I cant spell sorry) it said "ic901h" I started laughing can anyone tell me why? =)
Warren Leroy Biggs Jr Warren Leroy Biggs Jr Tuesday, February 19, 2013 5:11:17 AM you toot we root??
Andrew Sullivan Andrew Sullivan Tuesday, February 19, 2013 7:23:23 AM Safety is no accident!
Maureen Bruggeman Maureen Bruggeman Wednesday, February 20, 2013 6:12:18 PM If you fib, I will paddle you!
Christopher Ebright Christopher Ebright Thursday, February 21, 2013 7:26:12 AM You call....we haul....that's all.
Paul Russell Sr Paul Russell Sr Thursday, March 28, 2013 5:33:57 PM more like the solgan years go--luging lizards. or another one bites the dust.
Henry Albers Henry Albers Wednesday, August 07, 2013 5:49:01 PM Go to the light! PFGB. patient fell go boom.
Jeff Schefsky Jeff Schefsky Thursday, January 23, 2014 7:38:29 PM Ill be the first person you see when you wake up after saying "I got this, hold my beer."
Jack Stevens Jack Stevens Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:32:48 AM No idea whatsoever.
Steven Paprocki Steven Paprocki Monday, August 11, 2014 7:27:43 PM How about "EMS killed Darwinism"

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